Life in Dubai is different from what most residents are used to, that's for sure. Here are just a few of the things you probably only will say while living in Dubai:
"Where is the ladies only queue?"
"Does the hospital have valet parking?"
"Is that a for profit or nonprofit school?"
"Sorry kids, it's too hot to go swimming - for the next few weeks."
"Put your shoes on, otherwise you'll burn your feet."
"The door does not need to be locked."
"Where did the maid leave the iron anyway?"
"Where does the chauffeur sleep?"
"Can I pre-order a blanket for the cinema?"
"Where can I buy ice for the pool?"
"Which maintenance company can I call to change a light bulb?"
"Children, look: clouds!!"
"What is your best price, not the price for tourists. Do I look like a tourist to you?"
"This hotel is so old. It has been open for at least five years."
